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<title><![CDATA[una mica d'humor abans de començar la campanya]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:22:18 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Us penge un correu electrònic que m&#8217;han fet arribar sobre l&#8217;adaptació anglesa necessà]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Us penge un correu electrònic que m'han fet arribar sobre l'adaptació anglesa necessària per als "grandes eventos" bilingües anglès-castellà que tindran lloc a les comarques valencianes en els propers mesos. Un manual molt "útil" per poder tirar mà al refranyer i costumari valencià amb els nous i intermitents habitants de la ciutat.<b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Tahoma;"><span class="EC_ecececececece"></span></span></font></b></p>
<p><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Tahoma;"><span class="EC_ecececececece">Take the candle because the procession is long.  </span><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">Agarra el ciri que la processó és llarga  </span></span></font><span class="EC_ecececececece">. </span></span></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">As shit by irrigation ditch. </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">Com  cagalló per sequia. </span></span></font></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">Every rock makes wall. </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">Tota pedra fa pared.  </span></span></font></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">The fig of your  mother! </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">La figa de ta mare! </span></span></font></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">That one who is not, does not find himself. </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">Qui  no esta, no s´encontra. </span></span></font></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">Give the trompa back to the boy! </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">Torna-li la trompa al xic!  </span></span></font></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">The Mother who goes!  </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">La mare que va! </span></span></font></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">And the father who comes back! </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">I el  pare que ve! </span><br />
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<span class="EC_ecececececece">Take  care, don´t scald. </span><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">Tin cuidao no  t'escaldes. </span><br />
</span></font><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">It rains a  little bit, but although it rains a little, it rains enough. </span><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">Plou  poc, pero pa lo poc que plou, plou prou. </span></span></font></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">Throws more a count´s hair... </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;">Tira més  un pel de figa... </span></font></span></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">Next  nothing says the newspaper. </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;">Casi res porta el diari.  </span></font></span></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">What goes forward,  goes forward. </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;">Lo que va davant, va davant.  </span></font></span></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">Good morning in the  morning! </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><font color="#1f497d"><span style="color:#1f497d;"><br />
</span></font><span class="EC_ecececececece"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;">Bon dia, pel matí!  </span></font></span><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
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<span class="EC_ecececececece">And  now what are we doing with the stock/hot liquid? </span><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">I  ara que fem del caldo? </span><br />
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<span class="EC_ecececececece">Always the same song! </span><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">Sempre la mateixa cançó!  </span></span></font></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">I would like to see  you by a little hole! </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">M´agradaria vore´t per  un foradet! </span></span></font></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">Che, today  are we going to see the gunpowderdisplay? </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;">Che, hui  anem a vore la mascletá? </span></font></span></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">Reballs how much water is falling down! </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">Recollons quina aigua cau!  </span><br />
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<span class="EC_ecececececece">The count of your aunt  </span><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">La figa ta tia </span></span></font></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">I shit in the salad sea! </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">Me cague en la mar salá!  </span></span></font></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">The mother who has  give birth! </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">La mare que t'a parit! </span></span></font></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">Go to do the wank! </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">Ves te'n a fer la ma!  </span><br />
</span></font><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">Ai if your you wanted  and I left myself. </span><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;">Ai si tu volgueres i jo em deixara.  </span></font></span></font></b></p>
<p><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4">The thing has  testicles! </font></b></span><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;"><br />
<span class="EC_ecececececece">Te collons la cosa!  </span></span></font></font><span class="EC_ecececececece"><font color="#9999ff"><span style="color:#9999ff;">  </span></font></span></b><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;"><br />
</span></font><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Tahoma;">   </span></font></b></span><b><font color="blue"><span style="font-weight:bold;color:blue;"><br />
</span></font></b><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Tahoma" size="4"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Tahoma;">Best regards  </span></font></b></span><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font face="Verdana" size="4"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Verdana;">!  </span></font><font color="blue"><span style="color:blue;">   </span></font></b></span><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;"><br />
</span></font><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font color="#9999ff"><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#9999ff;">  </span></font></b></span><span class="EC_ecececececece"><b><font color="#9999ff" face="Tahoma" size="4"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:#9999ff;font-family:Tahoma;">Au!  </span></font></b></span></p>
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