McIlroy avait été rejoint au terme du 2e tour par l'Australien Brett Rumford, qui a dégringolé à la 16e place du classement à cause d'un médiocre 73, deux coups au-dessus du par.

Le leader compte 4 coups d'avance sur un peloton de poursuivants composé de l'Argentin Juan Abbate, de l'Espagnol Alejandro Canizares, du Britannique Robert Dinwiddie, du Suisse Julien Clément et des Français Christian Cevaer et Jean-Francois Lucquin.

Classement après le 3e tour (par 71):
1. Rory McIlroy (NIR) 200 (63, 71, 66)

2. Juan Abbate (ARG) 204 (68, 67, 69)

. Christian Cevaer (FRA) (68, 71, 65)

. Robert Dinwiddie (GBR) (76, 64, 64)

. Alejandro Canizares (ESP) (67, 68, 69)

. Julien Clément (SUI) (69, 68, 67)

. Jean-Francois Lucquin (FRA) (68, 67, 69)

8. Gary Orr (GBR) 205 (67, 71, 67)

. Miguel Angel Jimenez (ESP) (68, 69, 68)

. Rafael Echenique (ARG) (69, 70, 66)

. Emanuele Canonica (ITA) (67, 70, 68)

. Julio Zapata (ARG) (66, 72, 67)

...

Michaël Lorenzo-Vera (FRA) 210 (70, 69, 71)

Raphaël Jacquelin (FRA) 212 (73, 69, 70)

François Delamontagne (FRA) 213 (67, 72, 74)

Benoît Teilleria (FRA) 216 (71, 69, 76)

Sur le site de Canal + Golf, découvrez en ce moment en vidéo la leçon de Grégory Bourdy.

Grégory Bourdy, numéro 1 français, prodigue une petite leçon de golf particulière à l’ancien 2^ème ligne international du XV de France, Olivier Roumat.

Pour voir la vidéo, cliquez sur ce lien : la leçon de Grégory Bourdy

Canal + et ffgolf vous invitent à vivre un moment inoubliable.

Jusqu’au 14 septembre, votez pour élire le golfeur français du mois d’Août entre Gregory Havret, Gwladys nocera et Julien Guerrier  et gagnez une leçon de golf privée avec Gwladys Nocera !

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Regardez cette vidéo à ne pas mettre malgré tout devant n'importe quelle paire d'yeux ! Amies golfeuses, d'avance, veuillez pardonner le mâle potache fan de 3ème mi-temps qui est en nous !

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Piattaforma : PS3

Personaggi Sbloccabili :

- Algol: Sconfiggilo nello Story Mode

- Amy: Comprarla per 4000 crediti nel crea personaggio

- Angol Fear: Sconfiggilo nello Story Mode

- Ashlotte: Sconfiggilo nello Story Mode

- Cervantes: Comprarla in crea personaggio per 4000 crediti

- Kamikusari: Sconfiggilo nello Story Mode

- Lizardman: Comprarlo in crea personaggio per 4000 crediti

- Mi-Na: Comprarla in crea personaggio per 4000 crediti

- Scheherazade: Sconfiggilo nello Story Mode

- Shura: Sconfiggilo nello Story Mode

- Sophitia: Comprarla in crea personaggio per 4000 crediti

- Talim: Comprarla in crea personaggio per 4000 crediti

- The Apprentice: Completa la modalità Arcade con Darth Vader

- Yoshimitsu: Comprarla in crea personaggio per 4000 crediti

- Yun-Seung: Comprarlo in crea personaggio per 4000 crediti

- Zasalamel: Comprarlo in crea personaggio per 4000 crediti

Honors Sbloccabili :

- 10.000 Strikes of Proof : 10.000 attacchi di terra.

- Chosen by History: Creare un personaggio personalizzato.

- Death on the Battlefield: Eseguire 100 Critical Finishes.

- Distance will not Betray: Raggiungere oltre 10000 metri di distanza totale in battaglia.

- Divine Punishment: KO con Unblockable Attack.

- Encounter with the Unknown: Lotta contro Darth Vader. (vs. modalità non conta)

- Engraved into History: Lotta 100 volte (online).

- Equal Skill and Power: Utilizzare tutti i punti abilità e creare 4 abilità

Personalizzare un personaggio regolare.

- Gathering of the Best: Completa CHAIN OF SOULS.
- Gladiatore: Vincere consecutivi Incontri Ranked (online).
- Re eroe: Livello fino a 20 (online).
- Eroe sul campo di battaglia: Completa la modalità Arcade con più di 450.000 punti.
- Iron Hammer: Land an attack on a taunting opponent. Terra un attacco su una taunting avversario.
- Legendary Hidden Treasures: Acquisire più di 30 tesori in TOWER OF LOST SOULS.
- Like a Flowing Stream: Eseguire 200 impatti.
- Looter of the Battlefield: Raccogliere tutti gli accessori.
- Lost in the Moment: Eseguire 20 impatti.
- Mad Destroyer: Eseguire 100 Soul Crushes.
- Mystery of the Swords: Completa la modalità storia in difficoltà difficile
- Never Ending Advance: Discendere 20 piani in TOWER OF LOST SOULS.
- Observer of Souls: Raccogliere tutte le illustrazioni in Art Gallery.
- Phoenix: Vincere con tutte le apparecchiature distrutte.
- Pursuer of the Secret: Completa la modalità storia in difficoltà NORMALE.
- Quick Strike: Esegui 5 First Attacks di seguito in Arcade.
- Repel All Blades: Vincere 30 volte con un perfetto.
- Return to the Galaxy: Completa la modalità storia con Darth Vader.
- Reversal Wizard: Vincere 20 volte con HP basso.
- Scorpion's Sting: Vincere una battaglia con Critical Finish.
- Smasher: Distruggi tutte le attrezzature dell'avversario.
- Start of a New Era: Benvenuti nel nuovo mondo di Soul Calibur!
- Swift Strike: Esegui 100 First Attacks.
- Sword Hunter: Raccogliere tutte le armi per 5 personaggi.
- The Controller: Ottenere Soul Calibur (forma finale).
- Tower of Gold: Tutto è avvolto nel mistero. (Colleziona 1.000.000 oro)
- Tower's New Guardian: Completa tutti i piani superiori della TOWER OF LOST SOULS.
- Transcend History and the World: Acquisire tutte le armi e le attrezzature.
- Two Cannot Exist Together: Doppio KO
- Unknown Swordsman: Vincere 10 volte (online).
- Violent Storm: Eseguire 50 Hits wall.
- Wandering Assassin: Metti KO l'avversario con più di 20 tipi di armi.
- Wandering Weapon Merchant: Raccogliere 350 pezzi di attrezzature.
- War Veteran: Completa la modalità Arcade.
- Water Moon: Effettuare 30 grapple breaks.
- Wild Run to Tragedy: Ottenere Soul Edge (forma finale).
- World Class Fighter: Lotta ancora con 20 diversi stili di lotta(online).
- World Traveler: Lotta in tutte le fasi (online).

Item Tower of Lost Souls :

- B05: Dark Knight's Cloak
- B10: Blade Ring: Raging Thunder
- B15: Lapin Chapeau
- B20: Repel Gem: Fox Demon
- B25: Succubus Gauntlets
- B30: Demonic Armor
- B35: Demonic Pauldrons
- B40: Voodoo Crown

Fonte : Yahoo! Games

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 130 Characters

Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 82 Characters

This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 168 Characters

Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 89 Characters

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 78 Characters

Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 230 Characters

Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 82 Characters

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 151 Characters

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 137 Characters

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 203 Characters

Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 149 Characters

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 117 Characters

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 131 Characters

smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 149 Characters

Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses.

Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 213 Characters

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 123 Characters

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 171 Characters

Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 88 Characters

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 145 Characters

if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 162 Characters

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 152 Characters

wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 138 Characters

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 199 Characters

Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 233 Characters

I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 172 Characters

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 149 Characters

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 168 Characters

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 151 Characters

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 199 Characters

We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 188 Characters

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 161 Characters

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 148 Characters

The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 134 Characters

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. So, this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 139 Characters

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal...

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 137 Characters

I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i

Sorry SMS, Sorry English SMS, 255 Characters

Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...

Sorry SMS, Sorry English SMS, 184 Characters

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 151 Characters

Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE...
It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted...
But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU...

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 155 Characters

1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 145 Characters

Touch ur heart

Close ur eyes

Make a wish

Say good nite

sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light

sleep quite quite
..(-.-)..
ZzzZZZzz

SWeet DreAms...

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 171 Characters

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 167 Characters

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 138 Characters

FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 177 Characters

Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 117 Characters

Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 168 Characters

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 149 Characters

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 166 Characters

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 160 Characters

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 136 Characters

A daily thought...

A silent tear...

A Constant wish that u r near...

Words are few but thoughts r deep...

Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 161 Characters

< ( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!

< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!

Sorry SMS, Sorry English SMS, 187 Characters

I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.

Sorry SMS, Sorry English SMS, 173 Characters

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 198 Characters

I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 174 Characters

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters

if i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 170 Characters

Love me but, leave me not,
Kiss me but, miss me not,
Hit me but, hate me not,
Remember me but, forget me not.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 112 Characters

We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 153 Characters

Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 139 Characters

When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 135 Characters

Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will stay.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 165 Characters

I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light, let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. happy journey into the dream world. Good Night

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 172 Characters

The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 98 Characters

Before the golden sun sets,
2006's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2007 every moment is enjoyed

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 131 Characters

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 157 Characters

God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 140 Characters

Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 117 Characters

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 146 Characters

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 173 Characters

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 83 Characters

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 140 Characters

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 131 Characters

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 118 Characters

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 147 Characters

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 74 Characters

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 157 Characters

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 159 Characters

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...

Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 128 Characters

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 132 Characters

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 152 Characters

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 151 Characters

When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...

VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 179 Characters

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 230 Characters

(,),,(,)
I . .
( _o )
(,,)O-O(,,)
(,),,(,)
I . .
(=OoO(,,)
(,,)-""
(,),,(,)
I-ÖÖ(,,)
( _o )"
(,,)-"
(,),,(,)
I-ÖÖ hi! good
( ,_o ) day!!
(,,)(,,)

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 165 Characters

()...()
(o o)
/ ( ..)
/""

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 32 Characters

Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 236 Characters

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 233 Characters

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 153 Characters

Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 156 Characters

Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 157 Characters

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 146 Characters

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 159 Characters

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 220 Characters

Think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light! Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey into the world of sweet dreams! Good Night

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 180 Characters

Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....

Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 98 Characters

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

Students Exams SMS, Students Exams English SMS, 135 Characters

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Students Exams SMS, Students Exams English SMS, 190 Characters

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 65 Characters

Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 175 Characters

Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 142 Characters

Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 200 Characters

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 143 Characters

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 133 Characters

Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 136 Characters

Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge, tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge. Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi, milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 155 Characters

An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 203 Characters

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 112 Characters

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 103 Characters

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 130 Characters

Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 233 Characters

I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 172 Characters

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 168 Characters

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 151 Characters

Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 159 Characters

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 118 Characters

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 173 Characters

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 178 Characters

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 87 Characters

<<
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )'
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 157 Characters

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 138 Characters

Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 124 Characters

Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 131 Characters

Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 144 Characters

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have

Girlfriends

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 75 Characters

Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 157 Characters

Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".

(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)

Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 234 Characters

,** ..
( ö, )( ", )
((")(")(")(")
The nicest place
in the 'world' is right beside someone like u.

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 103 Characters

A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 93 Characters

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 153 Characters

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 139 Characters

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 107 Characters

I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 156 Characters

("""""""""""")9mm
/""'/&/"""""'
/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
(>"<)
( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 155 Characters

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters

I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 150 Characters

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 138 Characters

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 124 Characters

Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 127 Characters

Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 133 Characters

Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 133 Characters

A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 143 Characters

The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 133 Characters

I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 138 Characters

I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 120 Characters

U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 161 Characters

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 163 Characters

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 138 Characters

It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 145 Characters

Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 184 Characters

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 105 Characters

Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 135 Characters

Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 125 Characters

Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this:
,////////.
__ . . __
( c__________, )
"'-'LJI_II_ILJ'-'"
c how u make me happy!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 147 Characters

.
(')

(')
/ /
/ /

(')
)/ /

"o (')
.' )/ /

o""o (')
( '.' )/ /

o""o (') HELLO!
( '.' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 152 Characters

(_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
(,))

) ' (
(_,_)DO
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)THiS
//
(,))

) ' (
(_,_)MÖre
(,))
(_,_)
(')'; OFTEN
// ';
(,)) '

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 151 Characters

<)"..(>
( (..))
ask piggy if ur a
gud friend
<).."(>
(..), )

<)"..(>
( (..)

<).."(>
(..), )

<)'..'(>piggy sez
( (..),)NO . . . coz
ur da best! XXX

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 174 Characters

------) ' (------
---- (_(_)------
----- I I I -------
--I SEE U BABY--

------) ' (------
----(_)_)-----
----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 154 Characters

._I__I_,

(_£___=------/
._I__I_,

----\----
,--<>--=____/7
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,

D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDIN IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 168 Characters

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:

A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

RING ME! I'LL TELL U!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 176 Characters

(((((( ))))))
(((( ö) (ö ))))
(((((; <._.> ;)))))
(((((( __, ))))))
Dont u ever send me your picture again! u scared me to death!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 134 Characters

) (
(__I_)

) (
(_I__)

) (
(__I_)

) (
(_I__)

I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 108 Characters

One  ('""()
good ((")')
nite ("(,,)
Kiss for you....
* *  ('""() Bye
*  ("('o',) bye
* (")(")(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 123 Characters

(. .) 18 YEARS
).(
( * )

( o o ) 25Y
) . (
( * )

( O O ) 35 Y
) o (
( * )

CHANGE WOMAN BEFORE LATE

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 118 Characters

_________ U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§    H A P P Y    §
§      H O L I      §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!

Holi SMS, Holi English SMS, 167 Characters

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 150 Characters

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 225 Characters

Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 84 Characters

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 157 Characters

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 132 Characters

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 172 Characters

Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 165 Characters

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 168 Characters

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 162 Characters

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 135 Characters

(",) FRiÉÑDS
(",) come & go,
c",)
('',)

(",)
c",)
(",)

(",)
c",)

c",) MÉ..?

c",) NEVER!
i'm here 4eva!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 140 Characters

()""() ()''''()
( ."o o", )I just wana give a HUG...
()""()"()
( ö)ö ) ..2a 'Special person' I dont get 2 see often,best wishes..

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 135 Characters

(>"<)
("( ö, )") A HÜG
'( . ) tö ésé ür stréss
,,,,_
( _ _ ) A KìSS
(_ ö _) tò éasé ür paìn

.-. .-. & my
'. ' .' HÉÄRT
' . ' tö let U know ì Caré!!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 167 Characters

(é
_; (
(é

( )-
_; (
( )-

(é -
_; (
(é -

( ) -
_; (
( ) -

(é
_; (
(é I miss u Like Crazy

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 124 Characters

('')....('')
( ' o ' )
('')--('')
(''''')-(''''')

o,,,,o
( 'o' )
> ''" <
( "' )( '" )

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 104 Characters

o,,,o /),/)
( ' ; ' ) ( ' ; ' )
(,,)--(,,)(,,)--(,,)
U'n me forever..
and ever and ever!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 97 Characters

///////
( o o)
--ooO-( )-Ooo--

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 35 Characters

----@"""""@----
-----( '-' )-----
---(#)MisU(#)---
-----(#) (#)-----

----@"""""@----
-----( '-' )-----
(#)This Much(#)
-----(#) (#)-----

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 155 Characters

._________.
£/ ////______l
) /_(_)
/__/

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 46 Characters

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 142 Characters

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 137 Characters

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 167 Characters

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 133 Characters

For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 181 Characters

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 188 Characters

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 135 Characters

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 131 Characters

If u don't mind

If u don't feel bad

If don't hesitate

Please......

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss......

kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 241 Characters

I

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 212 Characters

Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 187 Characters

I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 156 Characters

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 125 Characters

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 150 Characters

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 148 Characters

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 124 Characters

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 133 Characters

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 74 Characters

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 157 Characters

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 137 Characters

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 173 Characters

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-

it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 109 Characters

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...

book from your bag and study..

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 160 Characters

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 153 Characters

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 146 Characters

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 151 Characters

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 108 Characters

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 144 Characters

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 191 Characters

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 172 Characters

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 157 Characters

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 159 Characters

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 134 Characters

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 167 Characters

Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 152 Characters

Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U!

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 150 Characters

A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 155 Characters

Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 145 Characters

Don’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day!

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 148 Characters

Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes you smile & brings you joy that’s what I wish for U! Have a great Weekend.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 147 Characters

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 128 Characters

Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 154 Characters

Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 160 Characters

Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 149 Characters

Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 140 Characters

Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 137 Characters

Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 145 Characters

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 118 Characters

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 135 Characters

Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 159 Characters

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 135 Characters

Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 130 Characters

If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 153 Characters

Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 148 Characters

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 151 Characters

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 142 Characters

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 127 Characters

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 71 Characters

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 84 Characters

I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 110 Characters

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 160 Characters

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 160 Characters

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 155 Characters

I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 105 Characters

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 142 Characters

Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 147 Characters

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 145 Characters

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters

God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 160 Characters

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 102 Characters

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 93 Characters

My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 153 Characters

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 159 Characters

There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 137 Characters

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 154 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 157 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 157 Characters

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 151 Characters

Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 151 Characters

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 176 Characters

We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 113 Characters

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 72 Characters

I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters

Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters

U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 141 Characters

I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters

When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 138 Characters

Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 155 Characters

Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. 2

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 131 Characters

If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters

You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 92 Characters

Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 114 Characters

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 129 Characters

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 120 Characters

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 96 Characters

Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters

When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 157 Characters

'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters

To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 140 Characters

I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 99 Characters

How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 125 Characters

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 154 Characters

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 81 Characters

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 163 Characters

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 144 Characters

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 160 Characters

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 143 Characters

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 128 CharactersLife is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 154 Characters

Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 160 Characters

Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 149 Characters

Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 140 Characters

Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 137 Characters

Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 145 Characters

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 118 Characters

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 135 Characters

Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 159 Characters

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 135 Characters

Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 130 Characters

If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 153 Characters

Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 148 Characters

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 151 Characters

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 142 Characters

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 127 Characters

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 71 Characters

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 84 Characters

I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 110 Characters

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 160 Characters

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 160 Characters

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 155 Characters

I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 105 Characters

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 142 Characters

Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 147 Characters

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 145 Characters

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters

God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 160 Characters

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 102 Characters

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 93 Characters

My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 153 Characters

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 159 Characters

There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 137 Characters

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 154 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 157 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 157 Characters

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 151 Characters

Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 151 Characters

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 176 Characters

We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 113 Characters

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 72 Characters

I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters

Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters

U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 141 Characters

I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters

When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 138 Characters

Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 155 Characters

Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. 2

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 131 Characters

If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters

You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 92 Characters

Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 114 Characters

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 129 Characters

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 120 Characters

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 96 Characters

Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters

When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 157 Characters

'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters

To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 140 Characters

I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 99 Characters

How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 125 Characters

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 154 Characters

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 81 Characters

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 163 Characters

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 144 Characters

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 160 Characters

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 143 Characters

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 158 Characters

Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters

A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 196 Characters

When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 132 Characters

The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters

Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters

If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 148 Characters

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 129 Characters

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 125 Characters

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 155 Characters

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 160 Characters

There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 99 Characters

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters

1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 143 Characters

True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 109 Characters

True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 109 Characters

True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 109 Characters

Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 151 Characters

I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 154 Characters

I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 154 Characters

Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 127 Characters

Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 127 Characters

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 138 Characters

If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 129 Characters

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 159 Characters

It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 128 Characters

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 147 Characters

No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 151 Characters

Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 166 Characters

Q:Wat is luv?
*
*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters

U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 139 Characters

I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters

My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 136 Characters

Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 132 Characters

Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 123 Characters

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 124 Characters

Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 135 Characters

In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 133 Characters

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 134 Characters

U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 149 Characters

Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 140 Characters

Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 119 Characters

Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 161 Characters

when daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters

I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 229 Characters

You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 109 Characters

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 146 Characters

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 154 Characters

When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 159 Characters

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Students Exams SMS, Students Exams English SMS, 177 Characters

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 165 Characters

Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 140 Characters

Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know,  Maybe I will never show..

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 169 Characters

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 149 Characters

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 166 Characters

Kripya Dhyaan De,

Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 65 Characters

Geeta mein likha hai?

are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 107 Characters

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 127 Characters

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 168 Characters

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 138 Characters

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 118 Characters

Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 172 Characters

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 151 Characters

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 108 Characters

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 197 Characters

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 146 Characters

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 75 Characters

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 135 Characters

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 163 Characters

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 110 Characters

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 174 Characters

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 92 Characters

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 176 Characters

Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 174 Characters

INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai...

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 170 Characters

Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 146 Characters

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 166 Characters

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 220 Characters

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....

loan pass nahi hua...

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 136 Characters

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 150 Characters

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 133 Characters

An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 203 Characters

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 141 Characters

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 162 Characters

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 117 Characters

Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 122 Characters

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 122 Characters

What do you call a female who never laughs?

"HASINA"

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 59 Characters

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have

Girlfriends

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 75 Characters

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 157 Characters

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 212 Characters

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 153 Characters

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 107 Characters

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 138 Characters

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 124 Characters

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 127 Characters

Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 250 Characters

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:

A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

RING ME! I'LL TELL U!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 176 Characters

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 150 Characters

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 225 Characters

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 172 Characters

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 169 Characters

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 131 Characters

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 140 Characters

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 148 Characters

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 125 Characters

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 133 Characters

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 129 Characters

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 169 Characters

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 125 Characters

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 154 Characters

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 155 Characters

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 146 Characters

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 160 Characters

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 144 Characters

There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 99 Characters

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters
I'm sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough<